If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
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It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
i will always remember, when the doctor was me.
me: no but i've seen gifs
but that implies, in this big grand scheme of gods and devils, that she’s just a victim. well, i’ve seen a lot of this universe. i’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demi-gods and would-be gods. i’ve had the whole pantheon. but if i believe in one thing…just one thing…i believe in her!
excuse me waiter where are my crayons